The Marvelous Adventures of Me

HAHA

Letter From A Thief, by Chevelle. Great Song

YAY! The weekend is finally here.

I’m Excited.

Although for some reason this one is particularly busy.

Yep.

So I was on my way home from school and i recieved a phone call, i was now coming to a birthday party, and then i got another, and another, and another… The list went on till i was going to 7 parties.

Yeah, you heard me… 7, 7 parties (Thank you, The count from Sesame Street)

Saturday was filling up pretty fast.

On top of all this I had to get up at 6 and go to work (stacking wood). Work plus 7 parties, i might not make it out alive. Caleb, you may not have my toys!

The First one i went to was for My friend Donald.

He is the man.

Just saying.

The next one was for Nick. One of his dear friends, loves, and i mean loves to make cards from scratch. This one was my favorite.

It Read:

Dear Nick,

Happy Brithday, yes that was supposed to say birthday, mind you this kid is not 4, he is 17. his name is [censored] You may now harass him. ;)

FAIL.

As i am writing this i stil have five more to go to, but prolly i’m not going.

I really wanna watch The Lord of the Rings right now, i just may.

Also my weekends consist of spending saturday night at “Tim Hortens” or as Canadians say “Tim Hortons, eh” you gotta say eh, or it dosen’t count. End of story.

Milk and Cookies = great depression pills. just saying. you cant write a prescription for milk and cookies, sorry ya just cant Dr. Mott.

He loves applesauce. (for those who didn’t get that, Mott is a type of apple sauce, or any apple based product, ask my brother, he once worked in a grocery store)

Really good things are about to happen.

Also bad things are taking place at Hoggwarts i hear.

Hope there all alright.

A side note: i thinkl Harry’s cousin Dudley is the most massive [censored] bag ever. Think about it, if your parents were killed and you had to live with a walking fat tub of lard that could only make fun of you. I do believe your life would suck, i do sympathize with ya man, i really do.

Oh yeah i will make the smeagul vid soon.

If any of you are reading this i’m selling a psp, for $80.00 on ebay, pleae, go buy.

Bed, i need you.

Okay.

So i can do this wicked good impression of smeagul, according to my friends.

I will most definitely be putting a video of it soon enough.

I know I know, your itching so bad to hear it.

I will get it there soon.

Ha!

Yeah, this is a blog completely dedicated to the “Marvelous” Adventures of Me. You may indeed be wondering.

What?

Exactly, allow me to shed some light on the whats going down.

I will write exactly what happens in a typical day in the life of Adam Little.

There will be humor…

Terrible things that happen to me.. that are also themselves funny.

And just everyday things.

It should be very entertaining.

Like, Who’s Tim? and What the heck happened to him anyway?

I also enjoy bagels, or as one Canadian I know, he enjoys saying it with a short a sound. So the word now sounds like something like a disease you would contract by touching a giant mushroom. Yesterday I contracted BAAGLES Disease… yeah sounds fun. 

Oh I got accused of being on drugs cause i acted slightly more “exuberant” in class, so yeah it was a great day. I received a two hour lecture from my parents.. congratulations Adam..

Also my Bible class is super fun, I have a great teacher who enjoys making the same exact nonsensical jokes as I do. needless to say.. I get good grades. I would never suck up.

Maybe.

Ducks are my favorite animal/dinner.

I sometimes wonder, why on earth no one lives in Antarctica? Why not. Yeah It maybe cold, but lets be honest you can call yourself a leader of a country, granted, its one that no one cares about. But at what point in your childhood have you not wanted to be the ruler of a country. Who is going to stop you.

Plus Penguins live there, the most enticing factor.

You stay classy San Diego.